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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
i-live-in-a-bucket
firebreathingeli

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

actualscience

i do bite my thumb, sir

firebreathingeli

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

actualscience

is the law on our side if i say ay?

firebreathingeli

No

actualscience

no, sir, i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir

firebreathingeli

Do you quarrel, sir?

actualscience

quarrel, sir? no sir

if you do, sir, i am for you: i serve as good a man as you

firebreathingeli

No better

actualscience

well, sir

firebreathingeli

DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?

actualscience

DOST THOU THINK THOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME, BRO?

firebreathingeli

DOST THOU EVEN HOIST? OUT TO THE COURT YARD, WITH HASTE.  

civilwhore
howtobeafxxkinglady

military worship in this country is out of fucking control

daneedelion

excuse me?

howtobeafxxkinglady

military worship in this country is out of fucking control 

high-shawty

Yea you’re right, we shouldn’t honor the people willing to risk their life to save ours and defend our country … oh

howtobeafxxkinglady

Military worship in this country is out of fucking control

prowl-great-cain

I’m in the military and yes it’s out of fucking control. Most of the people I know in the military feel the same way. You civilians need to calm the fuck down. Most of us joined in our teens or early twenties. For a lot of us it was because we needed a job, and we didn’t see any other options, and this job has good benefits, especially for an uneducated young person in America. We get healthcare and education!! That’s some tempting fucking fruit. But this is a JOB. Some people in the military become heroes, that’s true. Jumping on grenades, defusing bombs, dragging a wounded person from the middle of a firefight. They usually end up dead in the process. Those people deserve respect, in my opinion. They give their lives for their friends, no matter whether or not you agree with the policies that put them there in the first place. But a lot of people in America reflexively claim that everyone in the military is a hero, full stop. This isn’t true and it lets people look the other way when something is actually wrong in the military, because it’s the military, they’re heroes, they can do no wrong.

We’re doing a job, and a lot of us are never really put in harm’s way. I work in a climate controlled lab for 8 hours a day, for instance. Really grueling. Such a hero. This fawning lip service of an infallible military doesn’t do us any good. I know people who have bought into it, who have heard so many people tell them that they’re heroes that they actually believe it, and they are the stupid and dangerous ones. Joining the military does not make you a hero, and calling us heroes might make you feel all warm and fluffy and red white and blue but it doesn’t do anything for the people that end up on the streets with PTSD or come home with life-changing injuries or in a box. We’re human beings, not some concept that you can just mindlessly adulate and then feel better about yourself.

im-a-deceptikhan

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acquaintedwithrask

oh boy just in time for the 4th of July

ladyshinga

Speaking as a disabled veteran: it’d be one thing if the fucking hero worship MEANT ANYTHING. But it’s a bunch of empty loud words about how Brave and Noble everyone in the military is (nah some of us are assholes) and then when it comes to, oh I don’t know, paying a soldier enough to feed their family without food stamps, or giving disability compensation without a NIGHTMARE fight with the country that claims to “care” so much. Plus the whole “sending us off to kill other people to make rich men richer while innocents die for it” thing. It’s not “defending freedom” to shove our troops into everyone’s business in countries that happen to have oil and such

Military worship isn’t only annoying, it’s a hollow lie that’s basically dangerous to everyone

mllemusketeer

Yeah, as someone who studies a disease that disproportionately affects veterans (among a few other groups), the military worship is strong when it comes to justifying killing people, but not when it comes to treating veterans.